Montagne Jeunesse Squeezed Orange Extract Pore Strips (Nose)

RRP: £1.49 for a sachet containing 3 nose strips

--What does the promo say?--
"These ultra deep cleansing pore strips contain natural citrus to draw out deep-rooted impurities and blackheads for cleaner, less visible pores on and around your nose. The orange fragrance is really uplifting. Suitable for vegans; gluten free; dairy free; and nut-derivative free."

--Packaging--
A simple throwaway plastic sachet, with a neutral background and orange decoration, plus your trademark image of a smiling clear-skinned girl wearing the pore strip. The Montagne Jeunesse logo and the bright orange 'pore strips' sign occur at the top of the sachet. The sachet is easy to open; just tear off the top and remove the nose strip (each of the 3 nose strips is also individually packaged in blue and orange mini sachets). Then undo the individual nose strip sachet to reveal the nose strip (specially shaped to fit the contours of the nasal area), stuck to a clear plastic backing. All very simple to open and it keeps each strip individually preserved until you want to use it. The packaging design is also very normal for the Montagne Jeunesse brand image.

--Application--
Slightly trickier than you would expect. As well as wetting your nose, you also have to wet the back of the strip (the sticky side) before putting the strip on your face. This sounds simple, but if you wet the strip too much or not enough then it just doesn't work. Shame. Once you have the thing stuck to your nose, leave it on until it dries and hardens (should take no more than 15 minutes) and then rip off gently like you would a plaster.

--Appearance--
The strips are white and specially shaped so that they will sit well on the nose as well as extending slightly onto the cheeks.

--Sensitivity--
The strips seem very sensitive and I have experienced no irritation or dehydration of the skin while using them.

--Do they do what they say they will?--
Sometimes! If you get lucky and manage to get the amount of water right on the strip and your face then the strip clings well, dries and hardens excellently, and removes blackheads effectively. However, if you misjudge the amount of water needed (VERY easy to do - I've been using these strips for a while and still don't always get it right), then the strip doesn't harden properly and thus removes few/no blackheads. When they work, they work very very well. When they don't work they are RUBBISH.

--Value for money--
At £1.49 for 3 strips, that works out at less than 50p a strip - not bad considering that most high street brands such as Biore and T-Zone charge closer to £1 per strip. As I've said, when they work they do work extremely well (certainly better than other brands I've tried), so at that price, you've got nothing to lose.

*all of the above also applies to Montagne Jeunesse's Green Tea Forehead and Chin Strips, also £1.49 for 3 strips

Max Factor Silk Gloss

RRP: £6.99 for 8ml
no. of shades available: 7

--What does the promo say?--
"Love the high-shine of lip gloss but need the moisturising boost of a balm? Now for the first time ever from Max Factor you can have both with new Silk Gloss - a high-beam, lasting shine combined with the smooth feel of a lip conditioning balm. Gorgeous lips often need a little tender loving care. New Silk Gloss by Max Factor not only gives luscious lasting shine but also delivers moisture and lip protection - meaning now you can enjoy the benefits of beautifully glossy and well-conditioned lips at the same time."

--Packaging--
Pretty standard stuff to be honest. I bought this on the internet as part of a job lot so I can't really comment about how it stands out on the shelf, but I really can't imagine how it would. Clear plastic tube, gold lid, gold writing. Nice logo for the product itself though - a nice clean sweep under the product name with a little flick at the end. The top unscrews to reveal a wand with a foam tip. As I said, all pretty usual. It just looks like Max Factor have put no effort into their packaging design at all; a shame, since their packaging is usually so distinctive.

--Application--
As with the packaging, really pretty normal. Unscrew lid. Apply gloss to lips using wand. The wand, incidentally, seems to pick up rather less gloss than most. However, this doesn't seem to matter - you don't need to dip the wand back into the tube to pick up more gloss. Appearances can be deceptive...

--Appearance--
Contrary to how the shade appears in the tube (quite bright and brash), it appears far more natural when actually on the lips. Always a good sign. It surprisingly seems to hide dry skin quite well, despite not being one of its advertised qualities; plus, there is also a slight shimmer to it, which is equally pleasing :)

--Scent--
One description I read on t'internet said it was reminiscent of violets. I disagree. My first thought was that it smelt of Playdoh. Nostalgia factor good, but slightly surprising! Thankfully, the smell wears off in minutes.

--Texture/consistency--
Much smoother than a lot of lip glosses that I've tested. It makes the brand's claims about this product basically being a lip balm in the guise of a gloss to be really quite believable.

--Longevity--
Not bad, but not as miraculous as some reviews online would have you believe.

--Value for money--
This is a tricky question to answer as I don't think I've really come across that many lip glosses which also claim to moisturise (Clinique's Glosswear being the only example that comes to mind). I would probably say that it equals Clinique in terms of moisturisation, and is definitely better value in terms of £/ml for what is a very high-quality gloss. However, Clinique definitely wins in terms of shades available, and Max Factor needs to sort out its packaging for this product to give it even more of a wow-factor.

Avon Color Trend Kajal Stick

RRP: £2.50
no. of shades available : 4

--What does the promo say?--
"Lines and defines without tugging or pulling. Won't smudge or budge!"

--Packaging--
Silver pencil, decorated with pink and white hearts. The product logo and all information is written on the pencil in small white writing. The protective lid is clear and while the design is distinctively girly to reflect the target audience of the Color Trend range (say age 12-16), it doesn't put us older girls off.

--Application--
Use as either a top liner (following the line of your top lashes) or as a bottom liner (on the waterline).

--Appearance--
Apart from the silver liner, which is obviously a bit sparklier, the other available colours are generally quite matte and can be worn for everyday. Consequently I'd say only the silver one can be worn on its own, whereas the others look better worn with eyeshadow (and thus as part of an overall look rather than as a stand-alone product).

--Texture/consistency--
Soft (in that it doesn't pull at or dig into your eyes during application) but not too hard, meaning that a good clear line is created whether on the eyelid or on the waterline. It does tend to smudge up from the bottom waterline onto the top one immediately after application because of the consistency, but I don't consider this a bad thing as it adds extra depth.

--Longevity--
Frankly it's the best eyeliner I've ever owned. It lasts ALL day without even a hint of a smudge, even on the waterline. Reapplication simply isn't needed.

--Value for money--
Excellent in all respects. The colours are strong, the consistency is perfect, the price is right, it lasts all day and the pencil itself is huge at 17cm long (not including the lid). It's also easy to remove when you want to do so. The only possible disadvantage is that it's not available in a wider range of colours to cover nights out as well as daytime looks. If you can look over this small hiccup, I urge you all to go and add this to your makeup bag posthaste.

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Avon Color Trend Pretty Eyes Case, £4.50
Avon Color Trend Curling Mascara, £4

Too Faced Fat Kiss

RRP: £11.50, though it's down to much less on some sites if you search.

no. of shades available: like the prices it seems difficult to get an exact answer; however, so far I've counted at least 5.

--What does the promo say?--
"FAT KISS will add oomph and va-va-va-volume to your thin and pouty pucker! Utilizing a secret mixture of natural essential oils, Fat Kiss will give you the appearance of having full and fabulous lips! Just roll out the perfect amount of wet and juicy gloss with its handy, retro roller ball "Diamond Pen."

--Packaging--
A rectangular (suppose a 3D one would be a cuboid or something?), transparent canister made of plastic, displaying the lipgloss suspended within. The lid is also clear and cubic, and the front simply has the Too Faced logo, the name of the product, and a short description in black. That's it. Oh, and that rollerball mechanism which you don't seem to see too much these days though I seem to remember this underwent quite a surge in the 90s when pretty much all free lipglosses that came with magazines seemed to work this way. However, the squareness of it all, plus the fact that the lipgloss is suspended inside the main canister within a smaller one, is probably what makes it most interesting to look at.

--Application--
Unscrew the lid, and then run the rollerball over your lips until suitably glossy.

--Appearance--
Now, I've got to say this mystified me. The shade I own - Fat Currant - is perhaps unsurprisingly a daring shade of purple. I didn't think this would make me look like a goth, but I was expecting a sort of purple sheen at least. And yet...nothing. THE GLOSS COMES OUT TOTALLY CLEAR, even though in the tube it is quite clearly purple. This is possibly the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

--Scent--
Fruity. Nice.

--Sensation--
Unlike this lipgloss' mummy, the Lip Injection Extreme (its sister being the original Lip Injection), you don't feel any citrus-fruit type stinging with this. Just a sort of cooling sensation, which is actually nice in a strange sort of way. Hmm. It wears off after a few minutes though.

--Does it do what it says on the box?--
To be honest? No. This is the coward's option if you're not up for the Lip Injection. It clearly says 'plumping' on the tube, but despite applying this several times today, my lips showed absolutely no signs of the needle-free Botox that we all desire.

--Value for money--
Not bad if you can get it on the cheap, but I wouldn't pay £11.50 for it (that's $23 - though with the global crash perhaps not for much longer!).

--Other comments--
If you want something that works, get the Lip Injection or the Lip Injection Extreme. If you just want a normal but overpriced lipgloss, get this and mystify at the wondrous packaging.

No7 Quick Cover Blemish Stick

RRP: £7.00
no. of shades available: 4

--What does the promo say?--
"No7 Quick Cover Blemish Stick is a high performance non-pore blocking concealer to hide everything from blemishes and age spots to uneven skin tone. What's more, its unique oil-absorbing light and creamy formula smoothes on easily to control shine for up to 12 hours. Hypo-allergenic and fragrance free."

--Packaging--
All very grown-up in a light gold, slim but curvy lipstick-style tube, meaning it probably hits the target audiences of older acne sufferers and of older women wanting to cover age spots, but probably won't appeal to younger girls. The No7 logo graces the top of the lid in black. The lid pulls off, and while it's easy to open and close, it does close securely.

--Application--
Apply to the areas of your face that want covering, either by using a brush or by applying direct to your face from the stick, and then blend, either before or after foundation, but definitely before powder or any other facial makeup.

--Appearance--
I was pleased with the shade even from the moment of choosing it as it seemed such a good match for my skin, and once it had been applied I wasn't wrong - it blended beautifully with my skin tone. Funnily enough, despite there only being 4 shades available, it seems to me like these would cover the needs of most people. The concealer also adapts well to any brand of foundation and powder.

--Coverage--
Excellent - barely shifts all day.

--Consistency--
Creamy, but light as well, and the stick feels gentle on the skin.

--Does it do what it says on the label?--
Can't comment on the age spots claim, but on every other claim, I'd say yes. It doesn't irritate the skin, is most definitely fragrance free, covers everything you want it to cover and doesn't turn your face into an oil slick.

--Value for money--
£7 seems a bit steep, especially since it doesn't appear to contain any tea-tree oil or other similarly beneficial ingredients. However, it does an excellent job with the coverage, it does what it promises to do, and one stick seems to last a very long time, even with everyday use (and it will go even further if you use a brush). Top stuff.

Stila All Over Color Push-Up

RRP: $14-$20/£15 - down to $9.80/£6.49 in sales
no. of shades available: 8

--What does the promo say?--
"Give cheeks that wind-blown, barely-there flush, anytime of year, with this sheer gel stick. The formula is gel-based and oil-free so it hydrates skin while acting as a protective barrier to the elements. Uncomplicated and easy to apply and blend."

--Packaging--
Small and perfectly formed. It's a plastic see-through squarish canister with the Stila logo and product information printed on in black, with a silvery lid and base. The silvery base has a click wheel that you use to push the blush up and down, and it's always nice to be able to see the product through the packaging.

--Application--
As promised, all very uncomplicated. Pull off the lid, twist the click wheel to push up the blusher, and apply straight to the cheeks (or, for a unified look, feel free to apply carefully to the eyes and lips too). Blend as necessary and voila.

--Texture--
Smooth, and slightly glossy without being sticky.

--Appearance--
Looks very natural and there's a shade there for every skin tone. Gives you dewiness without shine.

--Longevity--
As with most gel or cream-based formulas, it's never going to last all day, but you need to use so little each time that I'm more than OK with this.

--Value for money--
Pretty good, especially if you can get it in the sale. A stylish, fashionable brand that's affordable and of a high quality, with products for everyone.

perfect partners
Stila Natural Finish Oil Free Makeup, $36/£14
Stila Cover Up Stick, $18/£8.50

Body Shop Body Butter

RRP: £12 for 200ml, £5 for 50ml
no. of scents available: 12 on normal range, + 5 on limited edition (plum, pomegranate, avocado, cranberry, blueberry)

--What does the promo say?--
"For Normal to Dry Skin. Our deliciously rich Body Butter soaks in almost instantly but moisturises non-stop for up to 24 hours."

--Packaging--
A round plastic pot with a screw-top lid, colour-co-ordinated to reflect what the body butter is made of. The lid of each body butter has a large round sticker with photographs of the main ingredient, and the Body Shop logo and name of the product on it in a circular design. Busy, but good. The pot is easy to open and close and there is no leakage. However, the lid would benefit from some grips on the side to ease closure after moisturising, when you still have some body butter residue on your hands.

--Application--
Scoop out a dollop of body butter with your fingers after showering and moisturise liberally wherever required (though perhaps somewhat obviously, not on the face). The product absorbs well and is easy to rub in.

--Appearance--
In the pot, the colours seem very natural and without additional enhancers. On the body, they are invisible once fully rubbed in.

--Scent--
All of the scents that I've tested so far (the limited editions cranberry and plum, and the now defunct also limited edition vanilla spice) have seemed very natural, rather than being sickly or artificial.

--Longevity--
The scents linger nicely and the fast-acting moisturiser keeps you feeling smooth all day.

--How does your body feel afterwards?--
My feet had taken a serious shredding while I was working all day every day in the run up to Christmas, so they needed some TLC. I popped some moisturising socks on over my feet once I'd applied the body butter and I was amazed at the difference the next morning.

--Value for money--
Try and catch them in the sales and you really will get a bargain, with some prices currently being slashed to £6 for a big pot (oh, January sales, how we love you). If you don't want to pay the full price for the rest of the year, try buying them as part of a gift set (most of the body butters are available in this way). A top notch product that will send your dry skin packing.

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Round Body Brush, £7

Giorgio Armani Smooth Silk Lip Pencil

RRP: $21.50 for 0.04oz at Saks, £10.75
no. of shades available: 13

--What does the promo say?--
"An incredibly soft lip pencil for subtle, precise definition. The silky texture allows for easy application and flawless results. To extend the hold of your lip color, fill lips in completely with Smooth silk lip pencil before applying your lipstick. Choose from a wide range of shades to complement every color in your lipstick wardrobe.

* Defines and accentuates lips
* Precise, flawless application
* Sophisticated range of colors"

--Packaging--
Like lightning. A really striking bit of kit, as is characteristic of Armani's usual edgy styling, particularly of the brand's perfumes. The pencil is a slightly off-black/dark grey colour, with a line extending horizontally down the pencil in the colour of the liner itself. The lid itself doesn't have the coloured line but is otherwise the same. All product information and the product logo appears on the pencil in white.

--Application--
Well, there are two ways to this. You can do it the usual way (line lips, apply lipstick to lips, and you're done), or you can do it the Giorgio Armani way! Line lips with Smooth silk lip pencil and apply a layer of gloss over liner for a soft, natural look. Fill lips with pencil, apply a layer of lipstick, and finish with a rich layer of gloss for the most dramatic and long-lasting colour. Phew. Got all that?

--Appearance--
The shade I've got, no. 2, creates a very smooth line indeed which looks entirely natural with my lip colour, especially once I've applied my lipstick.

--Consistency/texture--
Soft without crumbling. It really is, as implied by its name, as smooth as silk.

--Longevity--
Hmm. In doing it the 'normal way' (as opposed to the Mr Armani way) I wouldn't say it lasts. However, I am yet to attempt the Mr Armani way, so we'll see.

--Value for money--
It is a shade expensive, but it's got a great range of colours, goes on very smoothly, and if the Mr Armani way works, then it gets full marks from me.

--Other info--
Obtaining these products in the UK and Europe may prove tricky, but if you find them then you won't regret it - even if your first port of call is ebay.

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Giorgio Armani Lip Shimmers, £13.99/$26

Whittard Foot Soothers

RRP: £2 for 4 tea bags

--What does the promo say?--
"Four jumbo teabags filled with a soothing blend of herbal teas, scented with lemongrass and peppermint. To help soothe your tired feet!"

--Packaging--
A cheerful peppermint green cardboard packet houses the four teabags. It's decorated with flowers, a distinctly-feminine foot and the classic Whittard logo. All very lovely. The packet is easy to open, and provided you don't rip off the sellotape sealing it with too much aplomb, you should be able to reseal it again too.

--Directions for use--
1) Pour warm water into a bowl or foot bath. 2) Add a foot soothers teabag and allow to brew for five minutes (NB - when removing, make sure you have a bowl handy to chuck the teabag in for disposal). 3) Dip your feet in, sit back, relax and enjoy.

--Appearance--
When infused, the 'tea' is a yellow-ish brown colour. Not deeply attractive.

--Scent--
The lemongrass scent is extremely prominent - could barely smell the peppermint at all.

--Longevity--
While you are only meant to infuse the teabag for five minutes, this is more than enough and it infuses the water well. The lemongrass also helps to deodorise your feet, which is a nice effect.

--How do your feet feel afterwards?--
Soft and relaxed. Scrub with a foot file and moisturise afterwards for maximum smooth-footedness.

--Value for money--
Excellent - especially seeing as at present you can buy the pack of 4 teabags for a mere 100 of your English pennies. Go, citizens, go!

--Other comments--
I didn't realise Whittard had extended into health and beauty until I received these, but it's a very logical connection given that their hot drinks promote luxury and well-being. Good work.

perfect partners
Bathtub Teabags, £3.50 for 4 (currently £1.25 in the January sales)
Eyebag Tea, £3 for 4 pairs (currently £1 in the sales)

*edit, Oct 2008: now rereleased as Fleur Foot Soothers, £3.50 for 4

Liz Earle Intensive Nourishing Treatment Mask

RRP: £4 for 15ml, £10.25 for 50ml, £11.00 for 50ml + Liz Earle muslin cloth

*contains borage oil, comfrey, pro-vitamin B5, geranium, glycerin, shea butter and St John's Wort*

--What does the promo say?--
"Calming and deeply nourishing, this nutrient rich mask is a sanctuary for dehydrated, dry skin, or stressed skin. The perfect treat for skin overnight or whilst soaking in the bath."

--Packaging--
Everything about Liz Earle's packaging screams - or should that be whispers? - calmness and serenity. A pastel theme runs throughout the range's packaging - this one is a pale yellow, flat rectangular plastic bottle, featuring the Liz Earle logo and product information in elegant black capital letters. It's easy to open and close (just screw/unscrew the lid) and there is no leakage.

--Application--
Squeeze some lotion from the tube and apply liberally to the face. Leave on for 10-15 minutes (they say you can do this overnight but unless you only apply a little I think it would be quite messy!) before washing off (preferably using the Liz Earle muslin cloth, but any flannel will do). They recommend that you follow this treatment with a toner and moisturiser.

--Appearance--
If you've not used it for a while then it might be an idea to give this a shake before opening, as otherwise a clear liquid will seep out just before the cream. The cream itself, however, is an off-white colour, and when applied liberally enough to the face then the 'mask' is clearly visible. After use, there is no shine - it absorbs really well.

--Texture/consistency--
Slightly lumpy, but it all smoothens out when the lotion is applied to the face. It feels wonderful - very soothing, relaxing and non-irritating.

--How does your face feel afterwards?--
Incredibly smooth. It honestly is the best facial treatment I've ever used in this respect. After applying it, I toned and moisturised as normal before going out, and despite spending half an hour in cold winds, my face was just as smooth when I came back and it stayed this way all day, even after the application of makeup.

--Value for money--
Really excellent for a premium beauty product. Having received mine as part of a set, I wasn't aware of how much it was, but having seen the prices I would undoubtedly replace mine as soon as it ran out. Even though liberal application is advised, I wouldn't say the amount needed is at all excessive and that a tube is therefore likely to last a long time. Buy it now.

Nivea Visage Tinted Moisturising Cream

RRP: £4.95 for 75ml

--What does the promo say?--
"Is NIVEA VISAGE YOUNG be beautiful! Tinted Moisturiser the right product for me?
* yes, if you have normal or combination young skin
* yes, if you want beautifully radiant skin without using make-up
How does it work?
* the oil-free formula provides your skin with instant moisture & is quickly absorbed
* skin refining tinted pigments adapt to your natural skin tone and visibly beautify your complexion without
clogging pores
* the special texture leaves your skin feeling noticeably softer & smoother
* an UVA/UVB filter system helps protect from the sun’s radiation
The result:
Your complexion looks naturally radiant and even. Your skin feels fresh and soft."

--Packaging--
Ordinary plastic squeezy tube which stands on its end. The tube design is quite bright and cheerful, using a white, blue and orange colour scheme. The distinctly feminine flowery design scheme is offset by the chunky blue and silver Nivea Visage logo. All very nice to look at.

--Application--
Just squeeze out and apply to clean dry skin.

--Appearance--
The moisturiser is worryingly dark, but even on pale skin it adapts cleverly to your skintone. On the skin, it looks muddy. Be careful to rub out any streaks too, so that it doesn't look like fake tan gone wrong.

--How does your face feel?--
Moisturised, but no more so than any other moisturiser.

--Texture/consistency--
Creamy without being too thick, and it's not too runny. It's quite matte as well and looks more like a foundation than a traditional moisturiser.

--Coverage--
Not great. As with most of these things, fine if you have clear skin already, but if not then it doesn't have too many advantages for you.

--Longevity--
Not great either - it seems to slide off quite quickly.

--Value for money--
While it's got a low price tag, you have to apply an awful lot each time to see any effects, and you have to keep reapplying it too. Plus, if you don't have clear skin to begin with it's simply a wasted buy.

Dove Self-Esteem Fund Reality Diaries

Most women today are probably familiar with Dove's Campaign for Real Beauty. You'll probably have seen the images Dove projects of real non-airbrushed women, standing in their underwear on billboards. Real women who really use these products.

Now Dove has gone one step further, setting up its Self-Esteem Fund to help women lead successful and fulfilled lives without their self-esteem being negatively impacted upon by the often unattainable images projected by the media of what beauty is, or should be aspired to by every woman. The Self-Esteem Fund website can be found here, and it's fairly well set out - it clearly states what the fund is, what it does, and it shows you photos, videos (see the bottom of this post for the videos) and press releases relating to the project, as well as logos you can use yourself to promote it if you should feel strongly enough about it.

It also links to the Reality Diaries - the part of the campaign which is used to reach out to young girls themselves, by interviewing young American girls (Sydney, Chelsea, Jordyn and Irene) who are still in high school. It is clearly pitched at girls aged between 11 and 16 - a crucial time for young women today who are trying to avoid being seduced by media perceptions of beauty, as well as more serious and perhaps associated problems such as anorexia.

Each girl has several 5-minute videos (conducted sometimes in interview format, sometimes with the girls filming themselves) available for your viewing pleasure, on a variety of subjects ranging from physical insecurities (such as a dislike of one's nose) to emotional difficulties (such as losing a close family member). The girls speak eloquently and articulately, and although sometimes their speeches are a little cliched, sometimes cliches can make a lot of sense.

The videos are sorted with the most recent appearing first, so if you arrive to find a few videos, be sure to go back to the beginning so as to watch them in order. The girls also each have a blog which they update regularly, and a little section about themselves. There's something in there that every young girl can relate to (and this is reflected in the site colour scheme as well - the predominant colours are brown, blue and white, with only a little pink), whether you're sporty, theatrical, popular, or all three, or none (though all the girls are of similar age), and every girl has something in common - insecurities about her appearance, whether this is reflected in an intense makeup routine, endless trips to the gym, or due to having a different ethnic background to those around them. It is these insecurities that Dove hopes to target through the Reality Diaries, by encouraging the girls to self-reflect and allowing both the girls and the viewers to take something positive from the experience.

The Reality Diaries website also features quizzes, articles, fact sheets and other online activities such as creating your own online magazine. While some of these are advertised using dodgy txt-spk, the activities themselves are comprehensive, fun and thorough, effectively combining fact with gentle encouragement of self-esteem without boosting self-confidence to stratospherically unrealistic levels.

Ultimately, Dove has put together a taut, good-looking website that's jammed with activities and has clear aims and a clear audience. It's an excellent extension of the Campaign for Real Beauty, and the more it's promoted in schools and colleges, the better.

Tarte Cosmetics Clean Slate Primer

RRP: $27 for 34ml

--What does the promo say?--
"tarte is here to help you on your road to re-invention: just a pea-sized amount of our new clean slate foundation primer smoothed onto clean skin is enough to provide the fresh start you deserve. The silicon-based formula is packed with avocado oil to moisturize and echinacea, rosemary & hibiscus oils to soothe - so even if you’re not totally hangover-free yet, no one will know but you!"

--Packaging--
All very convenient. Tapered nozzle, chunky lid that clicks shut and is easy to grip for opening and closing, and a transparent plastic bottle that has the product information and brand name on it in clear easy-to-read purple font.

--Application--
Just squeeze some out and apply with your fingers to clean dry skin, either as a base for makeup or on its own.

--Smell--
A nutty smell which I thought initially to be almonds. In fact it's safflower seed oil, and there's echinacea, hibiscus and avocado oils in there too, along with rosemary. Nice.

--Texture/consistency--
A thick, stiff gel which takes the shape it has when it's squeezed out of the bottle. On the skin it feels a little too greasy for my liking, but it absorbs well and the greasiness doesn't last all day.

--Appearance--
The gel is white and translucent. On the face it is invisible.

--Does it do what it says it will?--
It might if you have clear skin, but if you don't then it's virtually ineffective for use on its own. For me, with my flawed skin, it definitely doesn't serve as a 'clean slate'. As a makeup primer, I prefer non oil based formulas (while the oils used in this are natural, they are still oils) that are creams rather than gels, so this was never going to sit well with me anyway. It seems to do the job, but I think there are other primers that are better and have added qualities such as shine-free/anti-redness formulas and SPFs.

--Value for money--
Not in my lifetime.

perfect partner
Tarte Smooth Operator SPF20 Foundation, $35

Body Shop Lipscuff

RRP: £7.50

--What does the promo say?--
"A moisturising lip care product that gently exfoliates the lips to help remove dead skin cells, leaving the lips feeling smooth, soft and conditioned which evens the surface of the skin to better absorb lip colour, making it last longer. Dermatologically tested."

--Packaging--
Sleek, unisex and very very handy. Has a silver lid and a black base, with the Body Shop logo burnished onto the slanted top of the lid.

--Application--
As you would a normal lip product: pull off the lid and apply directly to the lips.

--Appearance--
The stick itself is green, but on the lips it appears an off-white colour, which surprisingly doesn't look weird. It does, however, perhaps because of the exfoliate-y bits (crushed fig stone granules apparently), appear slightly uneven in application.

--Texture/Sensation--
Scrubby, but nice, and you get the simultaneous feelings of exfoliation and moisturisation (thanks to the marula oil) for quite a long time. The menthol also makes your lips feel slightly tingly.

--Scent--
Mmmmm minty. Tastes good too.

--Longevity--
Pretty good - it does last for hours - but you will need to reapply after eating.

--Value for money--
It is pretty expensive as far as lip care goes. However, I've seen nothing else like it, and it really is an absolute Godsend on those cold wintry days when a normal lip balm just won't cut it and you need that dry skin gone FAST. The speed at which it makes your lips smooth and kissable again is probably worth your £7.50 by itself.

perfect partners
Body Shop Lip Care
Body Shop Lip Gloss Dot, £5.50
Body Shop Lipstick and Concealer Brush, £8

Natural Collection ShineAway Foundation

RRP: £1.99 for 40ml
# of shades available: 3

--What does the promo say?--
"Medium-cover foundation to help reduce skin shine. Suitable for oily skin. Dermatologically tested. Fragrance free."

--Packaging--
While it all starts off well, with a simple design (something resembling a flower archway) over the Natural Collection logo, and the foundation name at the bottom of the transparent squeezy tube, the packaging becomes disastrous alarmingly quickly. Firstly, it has to be stored upside down (especially when travelling, which is why I bought it in the first place, for its dinky packaging...hmph) as otherwise foundation will spill into the lid (though thankfully not all over any other stuff), causing a ridiculous amount of mess and wastage. Secondly, the 'nozzle' is totally flat...meaning you are constantly wiping the opening area. I do usually like the nozzle to be slightly raised so as to avoid this. Saying this, though, the packaging design is aesthetically pleasing and it's easy to control the flow of foundation.

--Application--
Once you've got over the problem of the flat nozzle, this foundation is perfectly easy to apply. Just slap it on using your fingers, a brush, or a sponge.

--Texture--
Quite creamy, though slightly runnier than my No7 foundation. However, this doesn't prove a hindrance: it's of a pretty good consistency, blends nicely and doesn't run all over your fingers.

--Appearance--
Pretty good. Imperfections are covered very well, and the colours look natural too.

--Longevity--
Falls down when compared against the No7 (i.e. it will need reapplying at least once more during the day), but at £1.99, you can hardly complain.

--Coverage--
Good.

--Value for money--
Quite clearly excellent - you get a decent-sized foundation for the price without having to call the quality into question. While it needs reapplying once in a while, and while Natural Collection clearly need to sort out the dodgy packaging, this is certainly fine for travel purposes, and even for every day should you feel so inclined.

perfect partner
Natural Collection Pressed Powder, £1.99

available at Boots

Clinique Airbrush Concealer

RRP: £15 for 1.5ml
# of shades available: 3

--What does the promo say?--
"Airbrush Concealer is a light reflecting makeup must-have. Not only does it hide shadows but it also illuminates and perfects your complexion and eye area. What are you waiting for? – get Airbrushed now!"

--Packaging--
Recently the Yves St Laurent Touche Eclat concept for packaging has boomed and while YSL has taken its classic format to new heights with a lipgloss packaged in the same way, Clinique has copied this idea for its concealer, as have other companies such as L'Oréal. The Clinique concealer is finished in its trademark organic green colouring, with the company logo and product information gracing the little pen in silver. The lid is also silver and at the other end, you'll find a twist mechanism to operate the product.

--Application--
Be patient the first time you use this, as it will take some time for the concealer to start flowing through the pen, but once you've used it a few times, it's a breeze - just twist and go.

--Texture--
Smooth and fine. Non-irritating to the skin.

--Appearance--
It blends well with any foundation and powder you happen to be using at the time, even if they aren't Clinique, and it also looks really nice when used by itself. Even if like me you have less than perfect skin, you can dab it on and still go out without feeling like an absolute tramp.

--Coverage--
Really very good, but honestly no better than L'Oréal's equivalent, which is half the price...

--Longevity--
I won't lie. It's not perfect and will need some reapplication throughout the day, but only because I think most people touch their faces during the day without necessarily meaning to. In terms of the product as a whole, I had only had it a couple of months when it ran out, so I'd say that other similar products I've used previously have definitely lasted longer overall.

--Value for money--
Not the most expensive product on the market, and it certainly puts on a good show. It is also miles better than Clinique's foundations, even though the range of available colours is somewhat limited, and thus goes some way to redeeming the brand in my eyes. However, since L'Oréal's product lasts twice as long and costs half as much for the same quality of concealer, I think I'll be sticking with that.

perfect partners
Clinique All About Eyes eye treatment, £20 for 15ml
Clinique High Impact Mascara, £12.50 for 8g

Tarte Cosmetics "We Wish You Health" limited edition travel set

RRP: $30

--What does the promo say?--
During the holidays we want to look our best! And that means beginning our healthy beauty routine with a clean slate™. This skinvigorating™ 4-piece discovery set includes all the tools for looking better, naturally. Whether you keep it for yourself or give it as a gift, it’s the perfect start to a new year!

--Packaging--
The kit contains one face primer, one mascara, one eyeshadow duo, and one lipgloss. I'm currently in the process of reviewing all the products in this pack individually, so I won't go into detail on that, but suffice it to say it's all very cute and dinky, with tops that won't fall off and send eyeshadow (or whatever) everywhere (the eyeshadow packaging in particular is ingeniously designed; go to my Lock and Roll review and you'll see me extolling its virtues). The sizes of the products are perfect for travel and so won't have the customs officials staring at you with their death-rays-for-eyes; and it all comes in an adorable purple faux-snake-skin casing with a little see-through window. Nice.

--Application--
For the facial primer, you don't really need an applicator - just smear it on your face with your fingers. For all other products, applicators are pretty much included (apart from the rollerball eyeshadow, which is somewhat self-explanatory, non?).

--Appearance--
Facial primer: none, as it's a translucent, colourless gel.
Mascara: visible thickening of lashes, with minimal clogs and clumps. Hoorah.
Eyeshadow: powder shadow needs a bit of coaxing along, as it's the subtlest of all subtle shadows I've owned (apart from possibly one that I own by Guerlain, but that's another story), but it gets there. The cream is rather stronger, but can be blended to suit, and can also be used as a liquid liner.
Lip gloss: Shiny. Ooooh so shiny (and with a hint of glitter too).

--Scent and taste--
Only the lipgloss has a scent and a taste, and I'm sorry to say it's bad. It's strawberry. Kind of reminds me of some really dodgy 'strawberry' candy floss I had at Thorpe Park once. Still, could be worse. Earwax-flavoured lip gloss, anyone?

--Texture--
Fine by all accounts. Mascara not claggy (and they actually use a REAL picture of someone's eye on their website before/after pics, not a Photoshopped picture of an actress wearing falsies). Primer smooth. Lipgloss not sticky. Eyeshadow appropriately creamy/powdery without going everywhere. Once again, hoorah.

--Longevity--
All good. The mascara in fact probably works a little too well, in fact - I can barely remove it at night and invariably wake up with panda eyes in the morning (and this is their non-waterproof version!).

--Value for money--
For a mere fifteen of our English pounds, you get to try all of these wonderful products (which all seem to retail at $30-ish each for their full-size versions), as well as the carry-case, which can be kept for future travels. As I said on my review of Too Faced's portable makeup kit, many kits are crap value for money in comparison.

--Other comments--
While Tarte don't deliver internationally from their own website, www.beauty.com and www.amazon.com seem happy to ship worldwide.
Go on, let's get another thoroughly British "hoorah" in there for good measure :)

Thierry Mugler Innocent Secret

RRP: £27.50 for 50ml

--What does the promo say?--
"Created for Victoria's Secret by Thierry Mugler, Innocent Secret is a delectable new fruity fresh fragrance that sparkles with charm and daring sensuality. Mouthwatering and mischievous, it wets the appetite for what lurks underneath seeming innocence. An enticing mix of citrus and sun-drenched fruits with delicate, dewy petals and a luscious praline swirl. Tantalizing and mischievous, Innocent Secret is ‘for all women who share the timeless, forbidden secret’. A sinfully delicious indulgence."

--Packaging--
A chunky pink spray-top bottle with an impressive star design carved into the bottle itself, which also features on the lid. While it's quite conceptually funky the overabundance of pink might drive some less girly girls away.

--Application--
Just in case you've forgotten how: pull off the top and spray where desired.

--Scent--
Really sophisticated - it smells quite musky when you first smell it, which some may find off-putting and slightly too 'old' for the age range at which this perfume is pitched. However, with time it becomes more subtle and the fruity undertones start to take effect. Boyfriend liked it :)

--Longevity--
Pretty good - would probably need to be applied 2-3 times in all in the course of a normal day, but this is fairly usual and it's rare to find perfumes that last longer than this.

--Value for money--
Excellent - and certainly better than Dior, which is particularly commendable given that this is a limited edition scent. If you look hard enough, 75ml bottles are available too.

perfect partners
Innocent Secret Shower Gel, 200ml, £14
Innocent Secret Body Lotion, 200ml, £20